My mother called a little while ago. She’d just finished a conversation with my uncle (her brother), who suggested that – it might help me out financially, and… it would allow her to spend more time with her grand kids, if….. …we moved in together. I’m beyond words….. Advertisements
So I took my Facebook profile down a couple of weeks ago. No biggie, just having a FB break as spending a bit too much time stuffing around on there when I really need to be doing other things. Miss my buddies SO much (my gorgeous buddies who are interstate) but needed to just get some … More Living Vicariously – Conversations with my Mother…#249
I wish my mum had never joined Facebook, and I’m kicking myself for telling her to join. She stalks my profile every night and interrogates me later about things she just doesn’t ‘get’. Subsequently, I’ve stopped posting anything bloody interesting on my regular profile and had to start a separate ‘Fifi’ profile. Another one who’s … More A Conversation with My Mother #136
So, my mother is one of my Facebook friends. Don’t ask me how this happened. It just DID. Anyways, she’s hardly ever on there but when she is she stalks me. Bams and I loved to muck around on Facebook before we met and we still enjoy having a laugh on there but things can get a little…naughty. Those of … More A conversation with my mother #99
Recently I noticed that my 14 year old had changed her Facebook profile photo to one of her in a bikini. The photo comments went as follows – Me – Put some clothes on young lady. Girl Child – Well put your norks away mummy. Me – Ok, let’s call it a draw. The end.
Me : No, I can’t have that I’m on a special diet. Girl Child : Mum, why do you always have to be on a special diet? Why can’t you just be on a random diet and before you eat something, say to yourself “will this make me fat, or will this make me healthy?” The … More A conversation with my daughter
The other day, people were making fun of me on Facebook ‘cos when us girls said what colour bra we were wearing, my answer was ‘beige’. Yes! I do own a lot of flesh coloured undies and bra’s cos I wear a lot of white. That’s it. It’s not like I don’t own any other … More Words of Lust…
Got a call from Social Worker Guy last night. Quite impressed as was actually a call..on my home phone…none of this texting crap. It’s obviously true love. Here is a snippet of our conversation. SWG : You know you tried to sabotage this last night. Fifi : What? How? SWG: You said “You know you … More Words of love….