Things Boys Said – Episode 1 : The Forehead

So, as I mentioned in my last post, I still feel very fragile where my ‘boyfriend before last’ is concerned.  I don’t feel fragile at all about the one after him (Nerd Guy)…no feelings there whatsoever. The two of them could not possibly have been more different, physically, intellectually, financially..but they did have one thing … More Things Boys Said – Episode 1 : The Forehead

Busted majorly

WARNING – VOMIT ALERT – do not read if you get nauseated at my constant BB Guy dramas ‘cos I’m getting slightly mental about it and it’s only gonna get worse. Man I SO got busted last night. About 6pm I get this text from Blockbuster Guy – “I can’t believe you went to Civic!”…um….GULP. … More Busted majorly

I will not…

…drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk … More I will not…

To my Ex Husband

Dear Dickhead, Hope you’re having a nice Valentine’s Day date with that girl you met on the internet last week. I’m having a great time at home with the screaming, fighting, feral kids you impregnated me with and were supposed to have this fortnight so I could have a fucking weekend off!! Love Fifi

Office Food Wanker

Seriously. I’ve friggin had enough. I get in this morning and there’s a cream sponge on my desk. I suspect office clueless male and I am right. I asked why, as he knows I am trying to lose weight, he would put a cake on my desk. “oh…it’s for morning tea” smile..chuckle. Yes, dickhead, but … More Office Food Wanker