Date F.A.I.L.

Now I know I’m going to sound like a superficial cow when I say this but if you have skinny arms, no shoulders, man boobs and a big gut and the dating site gives you the body type option of a) muscular, b) fit, c) average, d) a bit overweight …which one would you choose? … More Date F.A.I.L.


Having coffee (or in my case Chai Latte) with Wall o’ Man next Tuesday morning.That’s all I’m going to say about it ‘cos I don’t want to make a complete dick of myself like I did last time.Stay tuned…. Here’s something to keep you occupied in the meantime. Mmmm. Bradley Cooper in a couple of … More Finally!

Dating Wasteland

What is it with men? Wall o’ Man gets back in contact with me last Saturday, asking if I’m still available. I advise him that I am and ask if he still wants to catch up… It’s now Friday… kid free weekend…..and….. N-O-T-H-I-N-G Lucky I haven’t leased the cave out yet.